Gay sweets

When I've been watching Big Brother they've been playing this advert featuring two sweets (ok, they're M & Ms). At the end, when the yellow M does something stupid the red M says "Why am I with You?!" or words to that effect. M & M's are gay apparently. Just goes to show what happens when you anthropomorphosise sweets:- you've got to have a whole back story and consider their sexuality. This picture of red M checking out yellow M's butt backs up the this statement

and doesn't he look impressed by it? Maybe this was the moment he decided that this was the one...