Thursday, January 31, 2008

It's the economy stupid

Came to this story via Boing Boing:

Paul McGuinness, long-time manager of rock band U2, on Monday launched a verbal attack against illegal music downloaders, as well as internet service providers, device makers, Silicon Valley and even hippies in a speech at a conference in France.
In days long gone I used to have an image of people getting into music, the business side of music, because they really believed in a band, or because they loved music, or some such reason. Maybe it was Tony Wilson's fault. But apparently not:
"There are plenty of private equity fund managers who are Deadheads," he said, a reference to hippy icons The Grateful Dead. "And embedded deep down in the brilliance of those entrepreneurial, hippy values seems to be a disregard for the true value of music."
So, "The true value of music" is money is it? U2 must be just about the greatest band ever then.
Oh. I'm sorry. They're utter shite. I forgot. Must have been while they were arse-licking warmongering presidents.

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Change The Record

Came to this piece of trash via some hater or other. Won't spend too much time on it cos it's the usual idiocy.

The whole argument seems to be that Avril dislikes photographers. And that's like it. Except for the pretty patronising way he (obviously a he) like keeps putting the word like in to make his writing similar to the speech of someone like way younger than him. Ya know what I mean?

Yes. He's one of those.

Oh yeah. He also like rehashes the plagiarism thing. Inspired. Oh yeah and he like really hates her cos she doesn't like having her photograph taken.

Indeed, just when you thought it couldn't get any worse he goes on to praise the Catherine Tate show. And that's the type of guy we're dealing with. What about this for a quote:

Her pointed use of ethnic stereotyping by some of her deranged characters can take your breath away.
Oh. And did I happen to mention that Avril Lavigne really hates having her photo taken?

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

The Shallow Progression


Progressive Rock.

Progressive.

I've now listened to the new Mars Volta like 2 and a half several times. Each time it progresses. Each time there's something more to hear. And yet...

It's the same with every Mars Volta album. They bear, indeed insist upon, repeated listens. I've seen it said that their albums are so long, so involved, that in this day of quick fix tunes, internet buzz, high turnover, who could be bothered with it? And in a way isn't that why they're refreshing? They demand where others almost apologise for distracting our attention. Cedric Bixlar-Zavala, in an interview has this interesting comparison:

Some of our conversations in life are fifteen minutes long, you know. I’d hate to think that the stereotypical American is someone who just says “Hi – bye” in conversation. That’s how Europeans see us. And I’d like to think that not all of us are like that. If I do meet someone and I ask them how it’s going, and they are having a shitty day and their dog has died, I do want to know about it. I want to know humanity. I don’t want fast-food culture in my interactions with people.
It's an interaction. It's kind of interesting that here's this band that people suggest don't really fit the internet age talking up interaction. Isn't that what the internet has meant to have brought us? More interaction with more people? Or has it only brought faster interaction? Faster because shorter? More interaction taking up the same amount of time so there's less possibility for substance in interaction?

So they demand. I like that. I've got so many albums recently that have washed straight over me. Admittedly they were pleasant enough while they passed but they left nothing. There was no desire on their part to stay with me, no desire on my part to have them stick around. Pleasant. It refreshes to have a listen that demands. Refreshes to actually have to say, "Right. I'm going to devote 75 minutes to this album. I'm not just going to listen to a couple of tracks while I'm browsing the internet, I'm going to listen. And then I may well listen again."

This is progressive.

They demand and demand more than ever on Bedlam in Goliath. Cedric's voice has never demanded more. He's turned up the shriek and sustains it over the whole album. And there seems to be a lack of space on the album. A lack of space to breathe, it hardly ever stops, hardly ever tones down, just keeps on coming. This is probably the major difference between Bedlam and the previous albums. Intensity.

And yet.

Here's Cedric on being termed Prog Rock:

It concerns me because I think the style of prog rock is, we don't want to carbon copy it. The fact that we're so active the way we are live makes us candidates for punks instead of prog rock really. But I like the term in terms of the dictionary definition of progressive music, moving forward and trying things that push boundaries, but we're not on stage singing about medieval goblins or stuff like that.
It's interesting that he compares their music to both punk and prog because isn't this the whole point? That it's only within the "spirit of the age" that punk and prog mean anything. The original punk surge was radical because of what it swept aside but once punk has become the mainstream, once it was discovered that this was easier, more saleable than prog, then prog became the outsider, was given the chance to become radical. He distances their music from a stereotype of prog while embracing the idea, embracing the intensity of prog under the name of punk.

This is progressive.

But progression? "Moving forward and trying things that push boundaries"? This is where my reservations on this album lie. My very first reaction to it was that it was The Mars Volta by numbers. Having listened to it more I've mellowed to it. I can see something in it. But I'm not exactly sure it's progression. It's more of a ...
essentialisation ... if that's even a word... It is The Mars Volta with everything inessential removed. So on first listen it sounded like Mars Volta by numbers, but digging deeper it turns out that they have distilled their essence and put it on record.

And I'm not saying that's a bad thing. Not really. It's just that I really liked Amputechture. I know many didn't, but I thought it was a progression, taking the sound from the first two albums and adding a different feel while keeping the essence. Another quote from Cedric:
I think it’s one thing to say you’re adventurous and it’s another thing to actually do it. That’s why there’s all these bands that are recreating OK Computer. Radiohead doesn’t want to recreate OK Computer, so you have all these mediocre either soccer-mom versions of it or metal versions of it, so it can appeal to young people. Because young people didn’t gravitate toward or understand things like Amnesiac or Kid A, which I think are phenomenal – and one of the reasons I do is because they don’t sound like OK Computer. It sounds like music of the future. It’s the sound of a band shedding its skin every time there’s a new record to be made. I wish more bands would do that. Then we’d have less bands like Coldplay and Travis trying to rip off the most digestible parts of Radiohead – selling it back to people who are dumb enough to think it’s something new or interesting. A lot of people who’ve said they’d follow us with blind faith, they really don’t. They’re hoping we’d recreate our first two albums again, which is just boring. That’s suicide more than it is murder. I’m not going to give a fan the benefit of a suicide. I’m paying too much attention to them. We’ve never been a jukebox and we’ve never been the kind of DJ who takes requests.
Isn't the problem (one problem among many) with Travis/Coldplay that they lose the essence of what they're copying? They take it and turn it to nothing. And I can't leave the quote without suggesting he's wrong about the whole "young people didn’t gravitate toward or understand things like Amnesiac or Kid A", I don't think it's a problem with, specifically, young people. It's just a "problem" with "people".

Bedlam though. I think the mention of suicide in the above quote is interesting because Bedlam seems to be less of a progression and more of an affirmation of The Mars Volta. It's certainly not a return to the first two albums, but neither is it a progression. And it isn't a treading of water either. It fits none of these categories.

There's a comparison to be made here with the lyrical content of their albums. The amazing thing about The Mars Volta's lyrics has always been their ability to condense the major theme of the album into just about every single lyric on the album, without ever making the major theme of the album explicit in any lyric. So just as musically Bedlam condenses some of sort of essence of Mars Volta, so it condenses the essence of the album lyrically without ever spelling it out. In this sense it is an essence that is always absent, but an essence still. It circles round a core, without ever approaching it but constantly referring to it. If we transfer this thought to the music we can perhaps see what happens to the essence in the example above "bands like Coldplay and Travis trying to rip off the most digestible parts of Radiohead". They have attempted to name the essence, capture this essence that is empty and they end up with precisely nothing.

Of course it is here that we come across the much mentioned way that the album came about, Omar coming across a Ouija board:

Omar stumbled across this antique talking board. In American terms, it’s called a Ouija board, even that “Ouija” is not an American word. I think it’s either French or German. Omar just knew I would love something like that. Having the old habits that I do with drug use, it became my new drug. It became a private sort of drug that only Omar and I would play. And pretty much playing that thing was when we had all our drummer problems and everything kind of went to shit for our last album. We didn’t get to tour that much on it because of all the problems, all the bad luck from it. That’s when it started, and the more and more I played it, the more and more I wrote everything down that it was saying, and the more and more I was excited by it, because I was having such a dry spell for inspiration. And, of course, a lot of people can comment and say it probably just is me writing this stuff down. But it’s an exercise in opening up portals in the back of the head – not so immediately in front.
This most essential of Mars Volta albums comes about not because of some voice deep within, from some deep, essential soul, but externally, from the different voices emanating from this Ouija board. If they had actually set out to make the essential Mars Volta album they would have been in the same position as Colplay in relation to Radiohead, losing the essence in an attempt to capture the essence. The only way to reach this essence is to ignore it completely, or, more accurately, the essence is created from without, not from deep within.

And in this we find a rock equivalent of Burial's Untrue. Whereas Untrue uses samples, Bedlam uses voices from a Ouija board, to create something essentially progressive.

Sunday, January 27, 2008

Shock! Horror! Scotsman Sounds Scottish!

Just browsing Emusic, stumbled upon Arab Strap, noticed they had the only Arab Strap I don't have, clicked on it, and there, in all it's glory, the most inane comment I think I've ever seen:

This is spoiled for me by the accent. Some accents enhance, some are just unnoticeable. Here a hard Scottish accent invades almost every track.

Holy Shit.

Saturday, January 26, 2008

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Never Again

Perez. Again. This is gonna be the last time I post shit about him. I should stop reading it, but what would that do? Ignoring him won't make him go away. I'm gonna hold back posting any complaints about him though. It's just pointless.

But having said that...

2 things.

1) "Heath Ledge"???? He posted Heath Ledger's death as "Heath Ledge". Not only that, he said "Sources exclusively reveal to Perez". I don't want to get into a whole "but Perez was so far behind in the news, how can he claim an exclusive" thing, that's not really the point (tho he was a good hour behind apparently). The point is why on earth would anyone claim exclusivity on such news? It's not like it's going to be hidden for long is it. What's the point? Claim to be quick off the draw for sure, but "sources reveal exclusively"? What a tosser.

And I'm not a going to pretend to be a big Heath Ledger fan or anything so I'm not pretending to be mortally offended or anything but don't you get the feeling that Perez never feels anything? Pretty much every post he writes on Heath Ledger (actually on pretty much everything he writes) he ends with the words "Sad. So Sad!" (The last one was "Sad. Still sad." As if you needed the still less than 24 hours after he died...). It appears at the end of every post he writes in lieu of any actual feeling in his other words. It's an empty sign of feeling. Everything he writes demonstrates how little he cares about anything but himself, but if he ends with "Sad. So Sad!" he becomes a feeling man...


2) Is it just me or has Perez been supporting Barack Obama for weeks? I'm not checking back on his posts but when he posted the other day that he was still undecided about who to support, Barack or Hilary, I was a little confused. Is it simply backtracking? The mighty Perez can not be seen to have backed the wrong horse so he'll say he's still undecided now that Hilary is coming on strong and hope no one remembers his previous position.

He feels nothing and he believes in nothing.


And hopefully I never need post on him again.

Interview

Go here for an interview with Avril in which she talks about like stuff.

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Soundtrack To Life

I was recently in bed and was woken up by my neighbour playing loud music (this happens quite often, not that he's inconsiderate, it's that I work strange hours). There was also the sound of a loud argument between him and his girlfriend. What was interesting about this otherwise rather dull (from my perspective anyway) event was that he seemed to be live DJing the argument. When I awoke he was playing some proper hardcore dance music, then from somewhere I heard a door slam and the music changed to more downbeat, female vocals, swirling sounds, you know the type of thing, then (I imagined) the door reopened and (I heard) the voices started again and some more dance music, not so fast this time, but as the voices became louder the beats grew faster, as if he was speeding the track up, rather than just the track getting faster.
I thought this was kind of interesting. Putting on music to suit a mood, the way you're feeling at the time is one thing, actually live DJing events while they're happening seems like quite another. Is this where the MP3 player is taking us?
How did the argument end up? No idea. The music stopped abruptly.

Thursday, January 10, 2008

Prick

One thing I did forget to mention yesterday is that Perez is still (if not more of) a prick. Not entirely sure what it is that offends so much, it's just that he seems to make outrageousness so unoutrageous, every view he has could be held by George Bush and yet he thinks having pink hair and dressing like a twat somehow makes him da bitch.

Today he goes with the whole Avril settles lawsuit story I mentioned yesterday. Here's the link, if you must. Here's another version of the story from the Toronto Star:

Punky pop star Avril Lavigne has reached a settlement in a lawsuit that accused her of plagiarizing her summer hit single, "Girlfriend."

As a result, claims that '70s rock band the Rubinoos were ripped off have been dropped.

Songwriters Tommy Dunbar and James Gangwer charged that Lavigne's boppy track sounded suspiciously like their 1979 single, "I Wanna Be Your Boyfriend."

Rubinoos lawyer Nicholas Carlin says a confidential settlement has been reached but could not comment further. A spokesperson for Lavigne could not immediately be reached.

A settlement does not necessarily indicate an admission of copyright infringement.

Lavigne has said she'd never heard the Rubinoos song, while her manager, Terry McBride, has said he consulted a musicologist who found no similarities between the songs.

Still, McBride admitted he would consider settling the matter out of court to avoid a costly legal battle.

Thought making the last bit bold might make the obvious slightly more obvious for the criminally stupid.

Wednesday, January 9, 2008

Lost In The Post

And finally I'm back.

6 weeks without a computer. It was hell.

But I'm back and with an actual new and better computer (things getting lost in the post can have its advantages). I've just about got all the essential software back on my computer, guessi'll work out what else i'm missing as the days go by. I've spent a couple of days trawling through my feeds on google reader, so much missed and boy am I glad I switched to google reader or I'd have had to find all the feeds again.

So what have I missed?

Well. It must be said that while my computer was away I was thinking that I was probably missing lots of amazing stuff but, having actuallylabouriously gone through my feeds it turns out I've missed a load of trivial events. Is everything reduced to trivia I ask myself? So much information out there and all I seem to get is trivia. It's a question I can't be bothered to confront right now.

I missed the opportunity to do lots of year end lists, which, to be honest, I'm pretty glad about. I hate the list, but it's just so tempting to do. So tempting cos so self-indulgent i guess. There were a lot of great albums last year (although I guess I listened toMidlake from the year before more than most albums this year so where does that leave the list?), I'm tempted to mention some here, but I'll refrain. The one thing I will say is that I was utterly shocked that the LCDSoundsystem album scored so highly on just about everyone's end of year list. It was an album I never even thought of including, or thought would be included anywhere. It's an album of terminal dullness as far as I was concerned, and when I saw it there, in the lists, Irelistened and it was still an album of terminal dullness.

Not a lot been happening in the world of Avril, some rumour that there's an out of court settlement with The Rubinhos, sounds convenient, for everyone, get it out of the way without the need for expensive lawyers, beautiful.

Would Avril's album have made my year end list? Depends if I'd done a top ten, a top 20, a top 50, or whatever. And maybe I'd have made it number 1 just because, well, what's it actually matter?