DumbleBORE (Cheap tabloid headline probably at odds with post content)

I have never read a word of Harry Potter and, frankly, never will, but I just saw this piece and thought it was a pretty cool use of the whole is Dumbledore gay thang:

even if some of Us the People think that the Fourteenth Amendment's Equal Protection Clause is best read in 2007 to permit Dumbledore to marry whomever he chooses, regardless of sex, the Supreme Court might nonetheless decide not to recognize his right to do so until it sees a clearer social consensus on the point. The one thing the Court should not say, however, is that Dumbledore cannot marry a man in 2007 simply because same-sex marriage was not allowed in 1868, when the Fourteenth Amendment was ratified.